Himpstead Village finally moves forward on Revitilization Project

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Mayor Ron Cryan and the board of trustees has unanimously voted to reinstate Don Monty's as chief developer in the downtown Renaisance plan. Thousands of jobs are being created for Himstead residents. This agreement was made after the parking lots were returned to the village and a signed agreement of no tax pilots. Former village resident, Cathy Barry was hired as a consultant watch dog on this project. She stated for the record " these people are finally getting the justice they deserve, we are still waiting for the 40 acres and the mule ". Pastor Reggie Dollars was appointed as lead hiring agent with a starting salary of 225K. This announcement was made a board meeting that had to be moved to the Highschool auditorium because there was not enough room. This is how fake news is made

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