Man Caught Smoking Crack and Driving with His Knees, Near new Ruskin Target
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Reports are surfacing that a male suspect was driving in front of the new Ruskin Target store and was smoking crack, driving with his knees, and sexually molesting a hamster. The Chief of the Ruskin Police Department has asked for help in apprehending this individual. He is considered not considered dangerous and is only armed with his knees and a stoned hamster.
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