Cian Nolan aged 18 found dead on the side of the Portrane Road
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On a late afternoon on the Portrane Road heading up towards Donabate Cian Nolan was reported dead. It was believed that he had 2 cans and then he blacked out. His family and friends were deeply concerned for Cian on that deadly afternoon as it is believed that John the local childhood rapist would capture him, Tulsa a local resident had this to say, "I didn't know Cian but he died so... yeh". After this horrific news, it is believed that this road is haunted and will be shut down after the 17th of November 2017 due to laws stating so.
This was Jeremy Zumbob reporting on the 9 O'Clock News Live from the RTE Headquarters.
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