Denver man farts, town evacuated
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On the morning of 11.11.2017 at 7:04 AM the Duke energy alarms activated on the west side of lake Norman. The cause of the alarm was disclosed by a joint statement from spokesman Philip La Farce of Duke Energy. Lincoln ans Catawba county EMS and Rescue were in attendance.
The alarm was activated just after 7AM after a Mr. Jim "Stinky" Fartmon had a episodic bowel movement. The resulting fumes were declare toxic and required and evacuation from Slanting Bridge and NC 150 to Webbs Rd. on Rt. 16. As of 11Am today 2 persons reportedly admitted to local medical facilities via medivac services from Charlotte.
Meteorologists explain a cold front passing through in the early hours has the gas passing by 10AM.
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