I have lived in my brothers shadow all my life

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It all started in 1982 when it happened the beginning of the end for me .....my brother was born and i knew i could never compete even as a small child i knew he was perfect as we were growing up he was so popular especially with the girls i could tell girls wanted to be friends so they could get near him ,i often to try and make a show of him on social media but he is to quick witted and far to handsome for me to get one over on him ,so last year i took a big step and cut off my hair to try and be him then disater strook he grew his hair and i was stuck looking like a little lesbian boy since then my world has fell apart how do i ever compete with perfection

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