BREAKING NEWS ~ Ruskin Target Store Mobbed on Black Friday
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The Ruskin Target store, located at the west end of Shell Point Road was mobbed today as shoppers stood in line for hours to snap up door buster deals on grills, fishing poles, grits, sleeveless shirts, beer, etc. Store manager Kurt Ira-faker, said, “we were giving away free dog collars which includes an engraved tag with their pets name and owner contact”, unfortunately we have had no takers. One dog owner said, “ we ain't got to to git no tags, we ain't got fences what do we need tags for? We have been losing and abusing our dogs for years, and the county ain't gonna do nuthin, besides, sumbuddy on Facebook will find our dog and we can go get it after they wash and feed it”. Police were also called early in the day, as folks waiting for the doors to open, kept throwing rocks at the helicopters circling the building.
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