Holy Angels Senior Too Pussy To Go After Shakopee High School Senior

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Calvin Lewis, a Holy Angels senior (c/o 2018), has been talking and snap chatting a Shakopee High School senior Gretchen Melek. Throughout these conversations plans have come up and gone away and now Lewis has no idea what he is doing. He has been given advice from friends such as Nick Tracy and Brennan Bauer, but fails to fully listen to them which may be causing a shaky spot in this "relationship" between the two seniors.

We talked to both Nick and Brennan and both responded with, "Calvin is a cunt! He has no idea what to do so he asks us, then doesn't listen to us. We wish him the best, but he probably won't end up with the best the way things are shaking out. Never count it out, though."

Reports have come out that Gretchen thinks Calvin is gay because he vapes so much, but she also thinks he might be cool due to the fact he acts like he does drugs when in reality he is just a pussy. Other sources have reported that Gretchen does indeed like him, but is just playing hard-to-get, by snap chatting only a couple times a day and taking time when responding to texts.

More news to follow as the story progresses. (Pictured is Calvin Lewis in the red and blue shirt along with his family)

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