Spurs head coach behind bars for connection with secret prostitution ring
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Gregg Popovich, head coach of the San Antonio Spurs, has been arrested in connection with a state-wide prostitution ring. Sources say he's been running the prostitution ring since his early days as head coach. An unknown source also claims assistant coach Matt Lauer, former co-anchor of "Today" who was disrespectfully fired for ass pinching, is also involved with Popovich in regards to the prostitution ring. Both Popovich and Lauer have worked together to keep the prostitution going. One of the women claims they force the women to have sex with them, stating that "Gregg is a fuckin monster. He not only has prostitutes but he forces them to have sex with him and slaps them in the face with his old wrinkly dick if they refuse. If the women refused, Pop would stick them in a room filled with deadly traps and whoever survived was forced to suck his cock right after an NBA game was over and then was set free." Both Lauer and Popovich have apparently made millions off prostitution and plan expanding to male prostitution, recently recruiting former NBA star Lamar Odom to head the male prostitution ring. Lamar is sharing Tristan Thompson with his ex Khloé Kardashian. Both Pop and Lauer have not been arrested and continue to dominate the NBA as he fucks the cheerleaders off the court and throws punches at refs on the court.
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