New study reveals that breathing causes depression!

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In a stunning revelation, scientists at Boise State University (BSU) have discovered the causal relationship between breathing and depression. The study found that people who didn't breathe showed no signs of depression, whatsoever. Even the most severe cases of depression were treated with this radical new therapy. The study discovered that people who cease and desist all breathing activity show no signs of depression at all. The subjects who stopped breathing were all declared depression free by BSU psychologists and released to the public. All subjects of the study in the control group, "the breathers", still managed to exhibit many signs of depression and were subsequently prescribed an abundance of psycho-active pharmaceutical drugs. The scientists unanimously recommend that all people still breathing should stop breathing immediately to combat this woeful disease that we all know as depression.

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