CW5 Roland Still Refuses To Use The Term "Rebel Scum"

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During a recent press conference held over the HoloNet, Supreme Leader Roland once again refused to attribute widespread Warrant Officer rejections of the Aviation Bonus and the months late promotion board pick-up rate to the "Rebel Scum". He instead called the group responsible for spreading airline info a "pitiful little band" and that "Everyone of these unpatriotic quitters is now an enemy of the Republic". Sources close to Alliance spies claim that UQR rates have skyrocketed and that this is the true reason for the delayed board results. Meanwhile sporadic reports of both CW3s and CW4s declining promotion are being dismissed by senior leaders. When asked about these developments SMA Daniel A. Dailey reportedly declared, "Warrant Officers are the Devil".

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