Adam Young Arrested For "Anus" Tweet

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Earlier today, fans were shocked and appalled at the post on Twitter by the man behind the popular electronic project, Owl City. The "Fireflies" creator normally runs a family-friendly, albeit strange, Twitter account, but that all changed today.

"I couldn't believe it," said one fan, a middle-aged woman who spends her days on Tumblr surrounded by children who are the same age as her own daughter. "My daughter was brought to tears; this is just not something we want our children seeing, especially coming from an adult to whom we devote our lives and happiness."

Eternal President Obama was incredibly disturbed by the shameful grouping of letters (as we all were--I'm planning on driving to the nearest cathedral to get myself exorcised after writing this dreadful, dreadful article), and he ordered Young's arrest as soon as it reaches his radar.

And now, to the question that is on all of our minds after this morning's shocker: Does Adam Young have an anus? The musician declined to comment.

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