SASQUATCH FOUND LIVING AT SMITH MTN LAKE

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In an unexpected turn of events, a sasquatch was found to be living at Smith Mtn Lake. It is believed to have been the same sasquatch that left Christiansburg in the wake of the coming eclipse back in August. Sources say that a man & wife sold their lake home several months ago for just over 1 million, and there is evidence that the sasquatch used the vacant house as a hideaway for several weeks. Residents claim seeing the creature along the lakeshore, frolicking in the water, and even taking a snooze in a hammock! 'This is perhaps the most talked about sasquatch in bigfoot history' said one expert. The fact that this sasquatch has roamed around Virginia during the past year is puzzling. 'The sasquatch is a sensitive creature', the expert continued, 'this pattern of behavior could be attributed to changes in climate or any number of factors'. Whether the sasquatch will stay lakeside or head to another area is yet unknown.

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