DOCTORS FEAR BRADY MAY HAVE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO THROWING HAND DUE TO PLAYING WITH FULLY INFLATED FOOTBALL OVER FULL SEASON
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New England Patriot's team doctors have now revealed that quarterback Tom Brady's hand injury centers around severely stretched hand and finger ligaments on his throwing hand due to strain of throwing fully inflated footballs for a full season. Dr. Chee Heater, Patriot's head physician, stated that because Mr. Brady was throwing under inflated footballs throughout most of his career his hand and finger ligaments shortened and became restricted. After discovery of this illegal activity the NFL forced the Patriots to follow the rules every other team has to follow and the Patriots had to fully inflate their footballs this season. After a full season of gripping and throwing a fully inflated football the ligaments in the QB's hand and fingers finally succumbed to the enormous strain resulting in his injury leading up to today's game against the Jacksonville Jaguars. Pressed for comment on the injury situation and Mr. Brady's status for this game, coach Bill Belichick stated "I told you we should have kept Garopollo." Even Mr. Brady's friend, President Donald Trump, weighed in on the matter stating " Tom will be great. With my small hands I can't even pick up a football."
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