Local skier dies in polar bear attack
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Local Malden Catholic student Thomas Tracey was going skiing in New Hampshire. His family noticed he was missing at 2:49 am on Saturday afternoon. They let the ski resort know and they sent a search party. Thomas Tracey’s parents where celebrating their missing child when the news broke. Thomas Tracey was found absolutely obliterated by a polar bear on the peak of the ski mountains. After the autopsy it was found his cause of death was anal penitration. After being killed by the polar bears anal penetration he was mauled to death.
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