Nonagenarian Drinks Blood Daily

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Alphonse Hortence attributes his long life to drinking 6 ounces of chicken blood daily. In an interview with reporters on the occasion of his ninety-fifth birthday, the nonagenarian said “When I was a boy, my mother told me to hang chickens on the clothes line to cut off their heads and bleed them so she could cook them for Sunday dinner. It seemed a shame to let all that blood go to waste, so I sucked the last few drops out of the neck before bringing the chicken into the house. “

Mr Hortense says that his rural friends now keep him supplied with chicken blood that they collect in old wine bottles.

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