ASS chapters (Adolecents Skipping School) across the US plan massive protest demanding that all killer bridges be demolishied.

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Monday 27 June 2059 96346 Shares

Our children, most of whom, quit believing in Santa Clause only a hand full of years ago and still believe in "the rhythm method" of birth control have declared 17 days of ditching classes and borrowing their parents credit cards to protest the demolishing of all bridges that could fall and kill anyone. The ASS, adolecents skipping school, chapters will spend the 17 days "hanging out", eating at McDonalds, stocking up on Tide Pods, trying to score some beer and teaching adults how to run the country. Most celebrities at least if Oprah give the nod, plan to attend and support the children's creative running of the country. If the credit cards are run up to the max they plan to throw massive temper tantrums until the limits on the cards are raised.

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