Local man gets attention from White House

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A Hampton Va. man has got the attention from Pres. Trump over a controversial border fence he has come up with . John Torres is the creator of the ultimate in border security . " It might seem a little harsh to some but we are at war here with illegal aliens . In this day of terrorism and illegal drugs running rampant this is just one way to arm ourselves . The whole fence is totally automated with mine fields 100 feet across followed by motion activated laser guided gun turrets placed strategically . Anything that gets across that mine field will be humanely dispatched with a single bullet . A few misguided individuals will try . After that they will be few and far between. Annual deaths of illegal aliens will be much less than the fatality rate of illegals crossing the Rio Grande . And at an estimated cost of 4.25 billion it will be one fifth the cost of a concrete wall that may or may not work . In addition roughly half of the border patrol will not be needed , saving the taxpayers more money " Mr. Torres is now working on a plan to place all the border agents that are being let go into new jobs. " My plan is to replace all the multiple term members of congress and the senate , that have been getting rich off the taxpayers . The ex border agents will be assimilated into these jobs over the course of two years . They certainly can't do any worse "

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