Ricochet Signs 4 Year Deal With Broncos

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The Cedar Rapids RoughRiders announced today that their beloved mascot Ricochet has signed a four year deal with the Denver Broncos of the NFL. He is expected to report on April 1st.

Ricochet, who has entertained fans at the Stable for years and who has done countless hours of community service in the corridor, will replace the current Bronco mascot who was abruptly traded to the Indianapolis Colts last week.

"Obviously, the timing could be better as nobody wants to lose their mascot on April 1st," said Doug Miller, Co-President of the RoughRiders. "We wish him happy trails and will begin a nationwide search for a replacement immediately."

The RoughRiders return to action next Wednesday night when the Madison Capitals come to town. It's college night! Anyone with a valid college ID can get $4 off the normal ticket price.

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