Track Athlete Jack Patrack Drug Tested and Found Using PED During His Breakout Race!

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Sunday, a track meet took place that HSE won. During the 800 race, the athlete, Jack Patrack had run his breakout race with a 5:19, making his fellow teammates “salty” that he beat their best times. One athlete quoted “Happiest moment of my life,” while other teammates were jealous of this outstanding performance. Jack Patrack has been prosecuted by the opposing school’s track team.

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