Local GM Pleads Guilty to Theft

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A Local hote manager confessed to taking large boxes of Gummy bears, m and m's, cinnamon rolls and guacamole yesterday at the Shawnee Courthouse. When ask why he did it he said "well I dint mean to really, I think someone put them in my trunk" he went on to say "I've been stressed at work and I enjoy sweets here and there". He also Pleads Guilty to Sleeping in one of the rooms and harassing another unnamed associate who he works with. He is sentenced to do 50 hours community service sweeping floors at One Arrowhead Drive. His girlfriend Ashley wept as they left the courtroom.

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