Dildo's with A.I. may soon be pounding on your back door,no pun intended.
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Yes you heard it right.Dildo's with artificial intelligence.Creator Chuckie "DA BOMB" Horovitz from Probo, Utah ,says the invention was a collaboration between him and his household of six wives.Each wife he noticed enjoyed their toys at different levels.Some liked the soft slow vibration,while others like the dildo turned up on high buzzing like a hive of worker bees.So incorporating cell phone technology into a sex toy,well no doubt most of you are not surprised.Was just bound to happen.Chuckie says when someone at home is using the dildo,it send him a message,if he chooses to interact,he has that option.The amazing super dildo has a built in speaker and mic so he can verbally interact.Or he can change the settings.He laughed as he explained ghost mode on his device.Well he says,if you do not know the device and it's capabilities,youd think it was haunted.You can make the dildo knock knock.which makes the head snap quickly in such a way that it appears to knock on whatever surface it's on.Prompting your lover to come see where the noise comes from,and lets then know you are ready to play.If the device is left on a counter for instance.You can put it in roller mode.It can roll around on any flat surface.The camera installed inside the tip is also a plus! Allowing the user controlling it to see the action from a firsthand dildo view.
Sales to overseas marketing have topped over ten million this year,after a few years of marketing research,and further product enhancements,Chuckie says His dildo may be knocking on your door.Prices and sizes vary signifigantly of course.You can buy the po mans version for 39.95 which vibrates,giggles,and of course has the speaker and mic capability.Prices get up into the thousands though when gold and diamond encrusting get into the mix,or higher power outputs for massive vibrational output and wireless bass and tweeter speaker accessories.
no doubt the perves all across America will be standing in line for Chuckies magic dildos.When asked if he thought his dildos may replace men down the road,he said this is highly unlikely since mankind will still need to procreate.They are better than most dates he said.they remember what you like,personalize your settings .tailor made to the user.upping the stimulus as the computer monitors breathing,heart rate,and voice patterns."Dickie" is also the computer artificial intelligence being which lives inside the base of the dildo, that single women who buy the product can interact with.In Dickie mode,he is their boyfriend who is pretending to be away and thinking about them..,knock knock says a tiny voice from the bedside drawer.CREEPY or KOOOOL.We here are undecided.
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