Mike Pence Enjoys "The Donald's" Hand More Than Ever, Comes Out Of "The Closet"

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May 27th. 2018

Mike Pence said to reporters last night that he enjoyed and was aroused when Donald Trump grabbed his leg. He further said "I never knew I could have sexual feeling for another man till Donald tried to grab "my pussy". "It was the most exciting thing that ever happened to me"

This reporter was even more shocked when Mother ( Karen Pence ) said she would allow Mike to divorce her to "expand his horizons." Knowing he has been trapped in the wrong body since birth. She continued to say "Mike wants to experience motherhood and he now is in a position to get the correct surgery." Karen Pence then went on to say " I think Donald Trump would make a great husband for Mike and the two of them will make great looking children together."

About 11pm est. I spent the next hour washing the vomit off myself. It was explosive and projectile vomit, the worst kind. After five hours in the ER, I was able to report this story.

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