Alex Jones: Roseanne Fired as Result of Monsanto Mind Control Program
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Roseanne Barr, comedian and outspoken critic of GMOs (Frankenfood), has had her hit show cancelled as a result of a Monsanto mind control program. Breaking News has been working on this story for months, and knew that this was coming, but didn't make it public until now because reasons.
Confirmed by Alex Jones of InfoWars, Monsanto has been chemtrailing Roseanne's neighborhood with mind control agents designed to make the actress make offensive racist statements, which would result in the cancellation of her show.
This isn't the first celebrity to have their first amendment rights violated just because they have dared to tell the Truth about Monsanto's plan to reduce the population with their poison GMO juice in syringes.
GMO critic, Bernie Sanders, was poisoned by Monsanto during the 2016 Presidential elections. He was tricked into buying organic spinach, which wasn't really, because it was genetically modified to make him get fewer votes.
"HOW?" You may be asking. And you're spot on! And that's EXACTLY why this is even more mysterious!
Cornell Biotech Professor and Monsanto shill, Dr. Joey Jojo Shabadoo defended the huge and evil corporation: "They're just programing perfectly safe GMO juice to make some people lose. Just like we- I mean they've been doing with winning for over a decade."
According to Jones (in an unusually candid moment): "It's gonna git really weird up in here. They're taking away celebrities' rights to break their employment contracts without consequence. We like to call it "Free Speech" to rile up the Trumpies, but it's really a bunch of B.S." Jones admitted as he abruptly ended the interview with a wink and that clicky sound you make when trying to get a horse to move.
Bet you're doing it.
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