You Will Not Believe Which Barnyard Animal Is the Most Badass
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Most people think of barnyard animals as cute, furry, lovesble, and mostly domicile. That being said some animals aren’t as they appear. The fearsome snake found in your backyard is usually harmless, as is the giant bumblebee. However, recent studies by University of Damusmart have found that cows are the most badass animal on the planet.
During the research, which was conducted by Dr. Bovine Mooington, cows were found to not only win all fights against other animals in the tests. But they also could also be found wearing leather jackets, riding motorcycles and smoking fitlerless cigarettes between tests. When asked about these behaviors Dr. Mooington was not shocked. “Cows are very badass animals, in fact I once saw a cow kill a grizzly bear signal hoovidly while opening a tin of Grizzly chewing tobacco with the other hoove.” Stories like this flowed from Dr. Mooington.
The next time your at the farm, whether it be on a class trip, a family visit, or perhaps maybe your casting for a Dirty Harry remake, make sure to keep an eye out for the cows. They aren’t as harmless as they seem.
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