NYHC's NONE ABOVE ALL Admits Ambien Abuse
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New York Hardcore outfit NONE ABOVE ALL admits that their love for Ambien is in fact "Above All".
When confronted about his role in the Lucastonian Elitist Movement, bass player for the band known only as "NAA Bass Meister"(center right) replied " I blame Ambien".
Lead singer of the group, Hilary Neloms, spoke oddly in third person stating "According to his agent Hilary Neloms will make a statement at a later time when all the facts are in", prompting rumors that Mr. Neloms (center left) is attempting to take over the band on the heels of his unsuccessful attempt of taking over fellow NYHC band EXAMINE's role of vocalist during a recent show with Maximum Penalty.
Guitarist Lee Weinberg and drummer Cliff Schwarz provided no comment lending more momentum to the rumor that they are planning to start a new band together called THE TWO QUIET GUYS FROM NAA THAT NEVER CAUSE ANY TROUBLE FOR ANYONE.
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