TaylorMade Tassel Champion Slips in Ranking

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In what can only be attributed to a drop-off in tournament participation, Patrick McCulloch - also known as the "TaylorMade Tassel Champion" (due to his big win in May) - has slipped marginally behind Scott "SCM Ball" Mackenzie Golf Canada rankings.

According to Mackenzie, Pat "...will need to up his game - at least for one round!". The TT Champion was not phased. When contacted by media earlier today, McCulloch quipped, "...he'll be there for 5 minutes. I've seen this before and I'll see it again. The problem with SCM Ball is he lacks consistency...and his ability to hold on to a decent handicap".

The golfing world will continue to monitor the situation.

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