Proof that Dad’s Aren’t All That Different
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We all know that Dad’s have some similarities, but today we have uncovered the first real proof that Dads may all be one hive minded being.
Whether it be talking about their lawns for hours, bench racing cars they had 30 years ago, quoting Fox News, or watching hours of sports that they “could’ve gone pro” in, Dads are all the same. Whether this is because of a hive mind or something is what we will continue to investigate.
Dad jokes are another hot topic of discussion, all Dads make the same jokes, and all Dad jokes usually cause groans. Oddly enough, the groans are similar enough to the ones the Dads will make for no apparent reason other than existing. However the most intriguing subject of Dads is their collective style. They choose function over form 10/10 times and it shows. Zip off cargos, weave belts they bought when Reagan was president and have just moved up a notch or so every year, all the way to the same shoe styling and cell phone clips.
All of these points of interest have pulled us away from our hive mind theory and pushed us towards a new working theory that Dads are given a hand book upon fatherhood. This explains everything. We update further when we know more.
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Concerned Childern Of Dads
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