Zombie apocalypse upon us?
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Saturday afternoon in bridgehead Kentucky, a woman claims she faught off an actual zombie from eating her goats. She was able to save majority of the goats but one unfortunately died from multiple wounds from the so called “zombie”. Kara Valentine, 36, was in her kitchen window finishing up her dinner clean up when she saw the commotion outside with her goats. “I thought someone was trying to steal my goats, but when I ran out with my shotgun, I found the horror of it all to be even worse” Valentine explained the man had white colored skin and his hair was dull, “his eyes, oh his dead dreadful eyes, they were like something I had even seen. He will definitely haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.” An autopsy is said to take place on the so called “zombie” who was found eating the intestines straight from the belly of the goat Saturday afternoon. Let’s all just hope no more of the undead are walking around seeking prey.
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