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Recent studies done in Western NC, Northern Virginia and northern Florida involving various groups of “maternal” and non “maternal" women are showing some startling results. The double blind study followed women in different age groups over a forty year time frame to capture this objective data.

The study grouped women into two groups of mothers (for at least five years) & non-baby owners and then further into ten year age spans. The most significant spike in longevity came at the 65-75 age span which showed highest disparity at 20 longer lives for mothers.

Researchers point to the facts of higher forms of exercise, outdoor exposure and socialization of the mothers as likely contributing to the longevity but the women agree that their babies often contribute to their sense of well-being and as a group, these women also tended to be less symptomatic in high blood pressure, diabetes and general heart conditions.

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