Saint Thomas More Student Accused of Being Fingered in the Butt.
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Local teen John Darwin Sexton (J.D.) was accused yesterday of being fingered in the butt by his, then, over 18 year old girl friend. The event supposedly occurred during the 2016 football season after a game. The incident was described to the “gay police” as, “An abominable act that not even George Michael would take part in”. Investigators are still trying to figure out just what happened that crisp autumn night, but J.D. will appear in count on November 3rd, 2018.
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