Ohio's Jamie Whitely Named All American Sportsman Of The Decade

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Portage County, OH - In a development that is no shock to anyone who knows Jamie Whitely, he has been voted by his peers in the Lower Portage Hunting and Bonfire Drinking Society as their "All-American Sportsman Of The Decade." Whitely achieved this momentous accomplishment through years of dedicating to the outdoors, archery, shooting and hunting. The crown jewel that is said to have sealed the deal was his recent bagging of the illusive Stark Sasquatch while hunting at Deer Creek Reservoir near Alliance, OH. Amazed fellow hunters commented "Jamie sure bagged that one easy" and "I didn't even know Sasquatch tasted good.

So congratulations to Jamie, Bigfoot is no match for you!

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