Port St. Lucie man caught in local park after dark eating a woman’s ass. Suspect claims they were “just chilling.”

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Around 11 pm Thursday night, authorities were dispatched to an undisclosed location that has been described as a local park after receiving reports of loud screaming. Deputies discovered 21 year old Dorian Johns face deep in an unidentified woman’s ass cheeks. When approached, he claims they were “just chilling.” The woman’s identity remains anonymous and as of right now, no charges have been filed on the young man. This story is a lesson to all St.Lucie County, the authorites day, “we will not tolerate ass eating of any kind.”

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