Woman charged after gluing armpit hair to her EX boyfriends windshield.
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88 year old Deandreal Dale, of Florissant Missouri has been charged with attempted murder after gluing armpit hair to the drivers side of her ex boyfriends windshield. Sources later confirmed that Jenkins mixed just a liiiiitle bit of pubic hair in there too.
We are not sure of who the hairs used in the crime actually belong to, but there were a whole lot of them.
The hairs were reported to be long and crunchy. Which caused 93 year old Cleophus's vision to be blurred as he pulled into the drive thru of a local restaurant for lunch.
Unfortunately, Cleophus, (Deandreal Dale's ex) smashed into the restaurant's speaker and 17 vehicles. Causing $43,000,000 in damages.
We will keep you all posted as this story develops.
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