St. Pete, FL woman wanted for assault with a deadly fart
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On August 31st, 2018 at approximately 9:30 pm Alana Brooks was sitting on a sofa next to her boyfriend who was laying on the same couch as she farted on his foot. He passed out and woke up the next morning near Lake Maggiore with a large burn mark on his foot. Apparently her fart was so toxic that it knocked her boyfriend (a 6'0" 240 lb all muscle man) unconscious and she arranged for his body to be dumped in Lake Maggiore. He said he won't involve the police because he ain't on that hoe shit, but he got got $1,000 for anybody who can bring Alana to him so he can slap the shit out of her (he will be sure to wear a gas mask though). He attempted to contact her, but it seems she changed her phone number and hit it out of town like the lawyer dude Terry on Power.
If anyone has information of the whereabouts of the the "Foul Fart Female" call 1-800- STANK-ASS
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