Unidentified D$ckNAPPER Running Loose in Downtown Macon
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Several growing reports have been made on the Crimestopper tip line of an unidentified Macon woman mysteriously D&cknapping men. Numerous woman have stated once they're spouses and fiances have been spotted near her they never see them again.Witnesses say she goes by the name "That's Right". Only a specified few have located their fiances and reported that they appeared to be hypnotized and unresponsive to their verbal approach as if they'd never known them.There has also been tips that at the beginning of first sight their mates had "glitter glows" in their eyes as if they were attached or glued too Right. When askes by a anonymous tipster what encounter she had when she caught up with Right the tipper stated Right told her "just know that Dicknapper back in town". Ladies BEWARE and hold your fiances and dates close because the city may possibly have a serial Dcknapper in town wreaking havoc and chaos in Prominent areas of town. A most recent photo has been posted and there is a BOLO for her questioning to see "How ya do that there". Our top investigator was sent to subdue her and he also has not returned to his family.
Any further information on this FOX please notify Det . Mexmerize Me Too @ 478-766-0908.Do not approach I repeat do not approach!
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