Xanax -- just in time for the holidays

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Pharmaceutical manufacturer Pfizer has announced the release of new pumpkin spice Xanax for relief of anxiety during the holiday season.

Already seeing Christmas decorations at WalMart? Did someone tell you "Happy Holidays"? New pumpkin spice Xanax is sure to alleviate your anger and anxiety.

Available by prescription from your pharmacist. No prescription needed if you have the right dealer.

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