Reading PA has the Nations Lowest Level of Stress
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Thanks to its unique employment status, Reading PA has the Nations Lowest Stress level ever recorded. Dr. Richard Cranium of Harvard University states, "Because so few people in Reading actually have jobs, most of the adult population simply sleeps in and relaxes at home. This keeps rush hour traffic at a minimum so even those who work have an easy commute. When you add this to the many free programs available in todays entitlement based economy, people in Reading enjoy an easy ride all the way around, making stress a thing of the past." However Dr. Cranium warned, "Having this many people just sitting around relaxing could be dangerous. Many of the remaining few who still work in Reading are leaving their jobs in favor of the stress free life style they see others enjoy. If no one works, some of these people may not receive their benefits. Then what?"
Fear not Reading PA. Sit down, relax and have another beer or joint or needle full of whatever. Social Welfare is here forever and you know how to use it!
So if you're reading this and you have a job, Dr. Richard Cranium has one last thought to share with you, "Stop screwing around on the internet and get back to work. Reading needs your tax dollars."
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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