'Extinct creature' spotted for the first time in fifteen years.

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There are many mysterious things that go missing and end up in extinction. Some of the main things known to be extinct include the likes of Dinosaurs, the Dodo bird, Mr. Crighton’s sanity and even Kuba’s hairline. One thing however, has left scientists in complete disbelief as a wild Oliver Malone, better known as 'Beastcunt' has been found living 15 years on. Beastcunt has reportedly been living in Cunt Cathedral with his pet Maths Homework just outside of Futuristic Fintry. “I thought my eyes were deceiving me when I seen it” added local scientist Nicole Nelson.

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