Keep your web to yourself, Mister!
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Disgraced party superhero, Robert “The Gobbler” Arencibia was arrested on charges lewd and gross misconduct with several local bath house patrons at a children’s birthday party.
“It was horrendous... He just kept bending over and taking it. They finally got this son of a bitch!” One mother said, upon hearing the news of his arrest.
“He just kept shooting me with his hot, sticky web.” Said little Brian Walker, aged 8 from Beachwood Nj. “He just kept saying, swallow my web, bitch. Why would Spider-Man do this?”
His lawyer, Scottie “2 Hottie” Brown refused to comment.
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