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KING, NC - Local residents of King, NC are offering their support to one of their own, Travis Dixon, as he struggles to make sense of life after a recent phone accident. The incident occurred Friday, October 12th sometime before 9pm. Reports indicate that Mr. Dixon was sitting at his computer desk when his phone was knocked from the table causing it to fall and land face down on the floor. There have been no indication as to whether the floor was linoleum, tile, or hardwood. Interestingly enough the phone appeared to have no cosmetic blemishes after the accident.

Unfortunately, we’re hearing it could be Wednesday or Thursday before Mr. Dixon is given a replacement. The verdict is still out whether Mr. Dixon will be able to survive that long without being connected to his bros.

Friends and family members have offered their support and condolences to Mr. Dixon. Many have commented that he’s just not the same lately. “Something about him just seems off,” stated one of his close friends. “I’ve never seen him like this,” said another in an interview in the days following the incident.

A GoFundMe page has been set up in Travis Dixon’s name for those wanting to offer their love and support. Please consider donating any amount to help him get his life back on the right track. Without your support there’s no telling what dark and desperate roads lie ahead for Mr. Dixon.

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