Dangerous Dancer steals old ladies yellow hoover

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A notorious dangerous dancer who has done prison time for doing the moonwalk and the worm in a very dangerous fashion is on loose today the public are being warned do not throw down a dance off challenge or in his words he spin your jaw early today he walked into John street market fancy dress put on a Bavarian outfit and as he was ready to leave the shop without paying Ethel the 86 year old war veteran tried to stop he then proceeded to take Ethel’s yellow hoover from her shouting it’s my fucking birthday Ethel I’ll what I want he was last seen yodelling down sunbridge road

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