Danger Dancer Steals old Ladies Yellow Hoover

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A notorious danger dancer from the Bd4 area who has done hard time for aggressive moonwalking and the worm has today walked into the fancy dress store in johnstreet market put on a Bavarian outfit and proceeded to walk out without paying Ethel the 86 year old cleaning lady said oi sausage ya gunna pay for that he then proceeded to take Ethel’s yellow hoover from her she has used the hoover for over 20 years in her job he was heard saying this is fucking mine now Ethel ya daft old sod he was last seen pushing the hoover down sunbridge road yodelling and singing happy birthday to me the public have been warned not to approach him as he will take that as a hostile dance off offer and there’s a chance he will spin your jaw in his words

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