Pumpkin theft crime wave sweeps penicuik

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A mr robbie Henderson has started the lengthy process of filing criminal charges, against teenagers responsible for the theft of a cherished pumpkin from outside his humble abode in the 2 Scots pads estate. He has warned that he will “agai” any parent found to be hiding or harbouring such criminals. We found mr Henderson to be a very aggressive and rather rude man obviously angered by such petty theft. We urge anyone with information to call on 0800returnthepump to help the recovery effort.

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