LOCAL MUSICIAN TIRED OF BEING MISTAKEN FOR JERRY CANTRELL

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Whitestone, NY - Local musician Tom Reardon, vocalist and bassist for Thrash Metal trio FRAGMENTED, has had just about enough, and he's mad. "Everywhere I go, every time I walk down the street, even when I'm at the Parkside Pub all I hear is 'Hey, aren't you Jerry Cantrell?', or 'You're the guitarist from Alice In Chains aren't you? ',,,,I can't take it anymore!!!!" says Reardon.
Thrashblaster Reardon states that it usually happens when his band FRAGMENTED is warming up to play. "Someone will come up and say to me 'Man I really love that new single!!! '. I say "Thanks" because I think they are talking about our new single "In The Presence Of..." of our album "Thrashblast",,,then they lay it on me...'How did you come up with the title "The One You Know"??,,,and I f?cking LOSE IT!!!!"
Bandmates Anthony and Mike aren't as upset, they are used to it by now they say. "Yeah, a couple times during our set someone will yell out requests to play "Rooster" or "Man In A Box" or something like that,,,we just ignore it. Only time I get pissed is when someone screams at me during the set saying something like 'You'll never be as good as Layne'!!!, that gets annoying". says guitarist/vocalist Tony.
Although the rest of the band has suggested that Tom cuts his hair to avoid future confusing, Tom is adamant he will never cut it. When this reporter asked why not consider it, Mr. Reardon replied " Because...Metal."

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