East Aurora Closing!
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November 26, 2018 East Aurora High School will be closed due to the spread of faggetry displayed by a fellow student (who’s name will not be mentioned). Students at EAHS say they have seen fellow student Alexis Lopez trying to touch an inocent bystandard by the penis. He is now being prosecuted for being such a big faggot and will be facing up to 25 to life in prison. May the grace of god be with him and we pray that he doesn’t drop the soap in jail.
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