Rising Centennial Star commits to Loras College after a rigorous recruiting process

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At Centennial high school, Nolan Devriese is a catcher who finds the field every once in a while. He committed to Loras College - The location of this institution is unknown - and we got a chance to sit down and talk with him. Devriese mentioned, “The deciding factor was the facilities. Plain and simple. When I asked where the locker room was, they said they don’t have one and I felt right in my element.” Devriese mentioned later how personal hygiene is not a concern in his lifestyle, so Loras was at the top of the list.

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