Breaking News: Doug Sauder main pastor of Calvary Chapel steps down

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After 4 years of being the main pastor for Calvary Chapel, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Pastor Doug Sauder steps down. Pastor Doug cheated on his wife and was caught in scandal with 60 year old Donna Lewesky one of calvary’s Staff. Donna and Pastor Doug mer three years ago after 9 am church service and ever since then decided to get together. Adding to the scandal Pastor Doug was also caught on video recording beating one of his adopted sons Jerome Sauder and calling him a dirty N*****. Broward Sheriff reported to the scene and 10 pm after a Wednesday night service and he was charged for Assault. Pastor Doug’s wife responds saying “ I married a fucking monster, and he’s a sinner. I am devastated.” Doug’s real name is Steve Jobs Founder of Apple and rose to fame. Pastor Doug responds to the situation saying “fuck all the niggas. They ain’t got shit on me. May God strike you all to hell!!” Pastor Chris will be the leading pastor of Calvary until further notice

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