Harambe announces 2020 presidential run
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Last night (2/20) at approximately 7.55pm Harambe the gorilla announced he will seek his party's nomination for president in 2020. This announcement was met with cheers and numerous exposed male organs from the gathered crowd who gathered to show their support.
As of yet unconfirmed sources are claiming he has raised over $10 million already for his campaign and the funds keep pouring in.
Harambe, you may remember, was a write-in candidate in the 2016 race that many saw as a long shot. Despite not being a human or even alive his supporters are throwing their full weight behind him as quoted by one woman: "I just think that we should give him a chance, you know? His 'bananas for all' policy really hits home for me because my father had Hypokalemia and we just all need access to more potassium in this country." Another supporter claimed: "We need to show the people in Washington that we aren't monkeying around any more and address the 300lb gorilla in the room... as Mr. President."
He has yet to announce a running mate.
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