BREAKING!! After LeBron's recent scandal, Kobe Bryant is planning on adding to his NBA and Oscar achievements by writing, directing, acting, singing, dancing, producing, and starring in his new film
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After LeBron's recent scandal of groping ballsacks and eating penis, Kobe Bryant rises once again to lead an All-Star cast in his new film about sex, drugs, and the biggest balls of them all... BASKETBALL!! In an interview for his new film Kobe stated "Man fuck Lebron and Space Jam 2, that fuck nigga better recognize that I'm the greatest athlete that ever walked this big blue mutha fuckin earth. His three cock rings ain't got nuthin on me. Lakers will always be my team nigga 'cause I'm the real mvp on the court and in bed.....just ask your bitch ass wife". Bryant continued "... Ey Fuck you too Magic, where my Lakers speedo at?". Bryant's new historic film will feature famous stars from the NBA, MLB, FIFA, Tiger Woods, a shit ton of Hollywood actors and Jason Mamoa playing a triple role as himself, Aquaman and Steven Adams from OKC. LeBron has yet to respond but has reportedly been buying bulks of toilet paper with Kobe Bryant's face on it.
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