Binghamton “Batman” finally taken into custody
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After numerous reports and sightings, the masked vigilante who has been apprehending criminals, in our own city, has been taken into custody. The 21 year old man, Skyler Fish, was identified as the caped crusader. Although he has complied and has been very honest with the police, vigilantism is taken very serious. In the past 2 months, criminals have been routinely dropped off at the police station in the middle of the night, including notorious heroin dealer Andrew “Weight” Martin. With nothing but footage from the cameras, showing the man wearing all black, to determine how they got there. The Chief of Police had this to say on the matter “The Department realizes that crime is a problem that affects all segments of our society, and is a concern of everyone. But we cannot have citizens taking the law into their own hands, and we will handle the matter accordingly”. They also allowed us a quick word with Mr.Fish as he was being escorted into the station. We asked him why he decided to risk his own life for the safety of the city and he simply responded “Im Batman”. Very chilling scene. As more updates are provided, we will follow up on the story.
-Martin Landrow
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